My dd "needed to laugh" tonight, and she shared some of the funny sayings she found. It feels good to laugh, so I thought I'd share them with you. :-D
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
"I poured Spot Remover on my dog. And now he's gone." Steven Wright
"Sometimes I go off into my own little world. But that's okay. They know me there." Anonymous
"Before you get angry at someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." Unknown
"A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple." John Florio
"A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one." Unknown
"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark." Unknown
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." Jerry Seinfeld
"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby
"Happiness is good health and bad memory." Ingrid Bergman
"I went to the bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self-Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." Dennis Miller
Hope you had a chuckle. :-D
I would love it if you would share some funny (and family-friendly) quotes that you know.
After all, laughter is good medicine!